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02681
Retirement
Retirement Bench
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02780
Birthday
Bloomers
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02840
Birthday
Wink! Wink!
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03102
Birthday
Stopping Traffic
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Cover:  I Have Nowhere
To Go! I Have Nothing To
Do! Me Neither. Ditto.
Inside: The Picture Of
Retirement


Cover: Don't Get Your
Bloomers In A Knot!
Inside: It's Just
Another Birthday!
Cover: You're Not
Aging A Bit!
Inside: Wink! Wink!
Happy Birthday

Cover: Oh My! Look At
All Those Wrinkles
Inside: Even At Your
Age, You Can Still
Stop Traffic!
 
 
 
 
 
03105
Birthday  
Out of Focus
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03107
General
Exercise Videos
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03108
General
Easier Cleaning
—————
 
03109
General
Gossip
—————
 
Cover: You're Looking
Good For Your Age!
Inside: But Then Again,
You're A Little Out
Of Focus!
Cover: I Love Those
Exercise Videos!
Inside: I Can Sit And
Watch Them For Hours!
Cover: Check With
Your Dentist -
Inside: I Think There's
An Easier Way To
Clean Your Teeth!
 
Cover: Gossip Makes
Little People Smaller
Inside: My Place Or
Yours, Little One?
 
 
 
 

       

03111
General
If I Had a Hammer
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03113
Get Well
Chicken Soup
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03114
Wedding - Anniversary
Effective Communication
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04100
Birthday
Finer Things In Life
—————

 
Cover: If I Had A Hammer
Inside: I Wouldn't Need
A Husband!
Cover: Chicken Soup Is
Good For What Ails You!
Inside: Would You
Like That With Or
Without Feathers? Get Better Soon
Cover: No Text
Inside: Effective
Communication
Is Essential To A Good Marriage!
   

Cover: Ms. Linda, Do
You Have Your Hand On
His Bum? Ahhh Yes, Yes
I Do! And It Feels So Fine!
Inside: On Your Birthday
- May You Experience
Some Of The Finer
Things In Life!

 
   
 
 
   
 
04111
General
Furniture Disease
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04122
Birthday
Aging Like A Prune
—————
04133
Birthday
Spare Tire
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05200
Birthday
Household Staff
—————
 
Cover: Many Older Adults
Suffer From The Dreaded
Furniture Disease
Inside: Their Chests
Have Fallen Into
Their Drawers!
Cover: There's Good
News And Bad News
As You Celebrate Another Birthday. The Good News
Is -You're Still Alive.
The Bad News Is….
Inside: You're Aging
Like A Prune!
Cover: We Thought
We'd Found The Perfect
Gift For You
Inside: But - At Your Age-
You Probably Already
Have A Spare Tire!
   
Cover: Your Household
Staff Is Prepared To Make
Your Birthday Special
Inside: Oh Wait - You
Don't Have A Staff! You're
A Common Schmuck Like
The Rest Of Us!
Happy Birthday From
One Schmuck To Another!
 
   
 
 
     

 
05201
Birthday
Lion Cub & Girl
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05203
Birthday
Mother Nature
—————
05205
Birthday
Ride The Broom
—————
     
05206
Birthday
No Spring Chicken
—————
 
Cover: Why Do People
Make Such A Big Deal
About Having Birthdays?
Inside: Either You Have
'Em Or You're Dead!
Cover: I Would Love To
Come Face To Face
With Mother Nature
& Father Time!
Inside: I Would Beat
The Holy Crap Out
Of Those Age-Sucking
Creeps!
Cover: Are You Getting
Ready To Sweep Another
Year Under The Rug?
Inside: Or Are You Just
Preparing To Take A
Little Trip Around The
Neighborhood On Your Broom? Either Way-
Happy Birthday!

     
Cover: Suck In Your
Gut, Sweetie!
Inside: You Ain't No
Spring Chicken!
 
     
 
 

       
 
05207
Birthday
No Rust On You
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05208
Birthday
Senile City
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05214
General
Low Carb Diet
—————
     
05215
General
Let Hair Down
—————
 
Cover: Ohhh Baby!
Inside: There Ain't No
Rust On You!
Cover: All Aboard For
Senile City
Inside: Don't Miss
Your Train!
Cover: Dieting Just
Doesn't Work For Me!
I Tried That Low Carb
Diet Once -
Inside: Worst Meal
I Ever Had!
 
Cover: Regardless Of
Where It Is
Inside: Sometimes
You Just Need To
Let Your Hair Down!
 

     
 
 
       
 
05217
General
Secret Pal
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05219
General
Top Dog
—————
06100
Birthday
Wine or Cheese
—————
       
06101
Birthday
The Great Race
—————
 
Cover: I Have A Secret
Pal - But It's Really Not
A Secret
Inside: I Know Who
She Is!
Cover: You're Riding
High In The Saddle
Inside: 'Cuz You're The
Top Dog Today!
Cover: You're Aging
Like Fine Wine….
Inside: Or Cheese!
Happy Birthday
       
Cover: Father Time Wants You To Know That In
The Great Race Of Life….
Inside: You're Closer To
The Finish Line Than
You Are To The Starting
Gate! But Happy
Birthday Anyway!
 
       
 
 

 
 
03103
Birthday
Light Your Candles
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02412
New Baby
New Baby/Puppy
—————
 
03115
Sympathy
Gone from Sight
—————
 
Cover: I Told You I Wanted
A Puppy - Not A Baby!
Inside: Congratulations On
Your New Addition!
 
Cover: Gone From Your Sight
Inside: But Never From Your Heart
With Deepest Sympathy
 
Cover: No Text
Inside: Light Your Candles
And Your Friends Will
Come. Happy Birthday!