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06103
Birthday
Jeepers Creepers
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06104
General
God's Chosen Few
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06105
General
Good Days/Bad Days

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06107
General
I'm Really Sorry
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Cover:  Jeepers Creepers!
Inside: You're Still Alive!


Cover: Bald Men Are
God's Chosen Few!
Inside: He's Given Them
A Face And Space For
Another Face!
Cover: I Have Good Days
& Bad Days! Some Days
I Can't Remember My Name.
Inside: Then Other Days
I Can't Remember
My Name!

Cover: Hold On-Don't Say Another Word Till I Say Something!
Inside: I'm Really Sorry
And I Hope You'll
Forgive Me!
 
 
 
 
 
06108
Anniversary
Feelin' Frisky
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07098
Birthday
Don't Give A Spit
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07987
Birthday
Birthday Witch
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07876
General
Anti-Aging Cream
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Cover: Honey, I’m Feelin'
A Little Frisky Right
Now! How About It?
Go To Hell
Inside: Another Year
Of Bliss!
Happy Anniversary
Cover: So You're Having
Another Birthday?
Inside: I Don't Give
A Spit!
Cover: Beware!
Inside: The Birthday Witch
Waits In The Wings!
 
Cover: With A Sagging
Butt--Drooping Boobs--
And Underarms That Wave
Good-Bye Before I Do--
Inside: Do You Really
Think That I Give A Rip
About A New And Improved
Anti-Aging Cream?

 
 
 
 

         

07765
General
Flying Fart
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07654
Get Well
Wishing You Well
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07432
General
Power To The Elderly
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07321
Anniversary
War Paint
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Cover: How'd She Do
That? How'd She Get
That Fart To Fly?
Inside: Speaking
Of Farts--How The
Hell Are You?
Cover: No Text
Inside: Wishing
You Well!
Cover: Power To
The Elderly!
Inside: That Would
Be You!
   
Cover: Every Couple Has
Their Little Spats And
Disagreements!
Inside: So Leave The
War Paint In The Bottle
& Celebrate Another
Year Together!
 
   
 
 
   
 
07210
General
Many Thanks
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07109
Birthday
Lost Flowers
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08001
Birthday
Dog Years
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08003
Birthday
Bingo Blackout
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Cover: No Text
Inside: Many Thanks!
Cover: I Bought You
Some Beautiful Flowers
For Your Birthday
Inside: Now I Can't
Remember Where I Put
Them! Happy Birthday
Anyway!
Cover: You Might Look
Good For Your Age
Inside: But In Dog Years
- You'd Be Dead!
   
Cover: Birthdays Are Like
The Numbers On
A Bingo Card!
Inside: Blackout!
 
   
 
 
     

 
08004
Birthday
Wonder No More!
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08005
General
Divorce Him
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08006
Anniversary
Still Together
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08009
Birthday
Bloat
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Cover: Did You Ever
Wonder What You'd
Look Like When
You Got Older?
Inside: Wonder No More!
Cover: Stay Positive
And Remember.
When Life
Hands You A Lemon...
Inside: Divorce Him
Cover: You're Still Together
Inside: Oh Joy.
Happy Anniversary
     
Cover: As You Get Older,
One Thing To Remember
Inside: The Bloat Never
Goes Away
 
     
 
 

       
 
08012
Birthday
Birthdays Suck
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09123
Birthday
Something Fishy
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09345
Sympathy
Beyond Our Sight!
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06109
General
Patriotism
 
Cover: I Don't Care
What Anybody Says
Inside: Birthdays Suck!
Cover: Something
Smells Really Fishy
Inside: Another 39th, Birthday, Perhaps?
Cover: No Text
Inside: Beyond Our
Sight, Their Journey
Continues!
With Deepest Sympathy
 
Cover: No Text
Inside: Patriotism Never
Goes Out Of Style!

 

     
 
 

   
04177
Wedding
Love Your In-Laws
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04199
General
Hairs To Ya
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05210
Birthday
Don't Care
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Cover: No Text
Inside: May You Learn To
Love Your In-Laws!
Congratulations
Cover: A Toast Has Been
Proposed In Your Honor
Inside: Hair's To Ya!
Cover: I Forgot Your Birthday!
Inside: And I Don't Even Care!
       
 
 

     
05212
New Baby
Baby & Dog In Crib
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08007
General
Snowbirds
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09567
Birthday
Moo-sic
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Cover: This Is So Cool - So Much
Better Than Having A Big Sister!
Inside: Congratulations!
Cover: Let's Eat! How About
A Nap? Lets Go Fishing
Or A Nice Ride! How About
A Game Of Cards?
Inside: Snowbirds Tackle So
Many Tough Decisions
Every Day!
Cover: Happy Birthday To You!
Inside: Moo-sic To Your Ears?