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09456
Birthday
Day At The Spa! 
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09789
Birthday
Be Still My Heart
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09890
Retirement
Retirement Fisherman
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10001
General
Stimulus Package
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Cover:  A Relaxing Day
At The Spa Sounds Like
A Wonderful Way To
Celebrate Your Birthday!
Inside: So that's What
I'm Going To Do! How
Will Your Spend
Your Day?


Cover: Be Still My Heart!
Inside: You're Still Alive!
Cover: Retirement:
Doing What You Want -
When You Want -
Where Your Want- How
You Want...
Inside: As Long As The
Wife Says It's Okay!


Cover: Under the new
healthecare system did you
know that you qualify
for a stimulus package?
Inside: It's Called A
Laxative!
   
 
 
 
   
10002
Birthday
New Hip New Knee
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10003
General
Diet Thing
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10004
Birthday
Do Others
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11121
General
Exclamtion Point
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Cover: Nothin - Wrong
with gettin' old -
Many of us are as good
as new!
Inside: A New Hip...
A New Knee....
Cover: No Text
Inside: How's That
Diet Thing Workin'
Out For Ya?
Cover: Do others or
they will do you
Inside: The Current
Administration Wants
To Wish You A
Happy Birthday!
 
Cover: Some couples are so
close that they can
actually finish each
others sentences...
Exclamation Point!
Inside: Blank Inside
   
 
   
 

             

11122
General
Higher Power
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11124
General
Hey Lady
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11125
Birthday
Celebrate Alone
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Cover: No Text
Inside: Trust In Your
Higher Power!
Cover: Hey lady - Move
It or Park It!
Inside: Men Can Become
Real Animals When
They Get Behind
The Wheel!
Cover: I'm so sorry that
I can't be with you on
your special day
Inside: But I Have No
Problem Celebrating
Alone! Congrats!
   
   
   
   
 
   
   
12121
Retirement
Retirement Home
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12122
Birthday
Excuse Me
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12123
Birthday
"Beer"thday
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12124
Birthday
Celebrate Today
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Cover: A Beautiful Park
like setting - Tall trees
Lots of Sunshine -
Warm Weather and
serene surroundings
quiet & peaceful!
Inside: Retirement Home,
my ass!
NEW 2012

Cover: Excuse me..are
you having a birthday?
Inside: Could I get
a tiny bit of birthday
cake? Corner piece
with lots of frosting,
please!
Happy Birthday!

NEW 2012

Cover: No Text
Inside: Happy "Beer"thday!
NEW 2012
   
Cover: If you don't like
being old-
Inside: I'm pretty sure you
wont' like being dead!
NEW 2012
   
   
   
 
   

   
12125
Birthday
Rhino Farts
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12127
Birthday
Milestone Years
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12128
Birthday
Dried Up Prunes
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12129
Birthday
Sweet Booty
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Cover: Go ahead honey
show 'em how you can
fart like a rhino!
Inside: It's your birthday
Blow the doors off!
NEW 2012  
Cover: Birthdays are
like eggs!
Inside: Some are bigger
and more special than
others!
Congrats on this
milestone year!
NEW 2012
Cover: It's hard to tell if
you're younger or older
than your friends
Inside: You all look like
a bunch of dried up old
prunes!
NEW 2012  
   
Cover: Am I more than a
little behind?
Inside: You bet your
sweet booty I am!
Happy Belated Wishes
NEW 2012
   
   
   
 

 
 
07543
Retirement
Re-Tire
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09678
Birthday
Hap-Pee Birthday!
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09234
Birthday
Scootin'
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Cover: Hey There Bad Boy!
Inside: Did You Just
Scoot through Another Year
 
Cover: When Your
Tread's Worn Thin
& Your Traction's Worn Slick
Inside: It's Time To
Retire! Enjoy!
 
Cover: No Text
Inside: Hap-Pee Birthday!
 
 
 
     
09901
General
Keep Your Sunny Side Up!
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12126
Birthday
Bumper Crop
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12130
Birthday
Dentures
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Cover: We pooled our money
to get you something to make
your birthday dinner most enjoyable!
Inside:
But then we decided you'd
probably want to pick out your
own dentures!
NEW 2012

Cover: No Text
Inside:
Keep Your
Sunny Side Up!
Cover: No Text
Inside:
The year you were born
must have been a bumper crop.
NEW 2012
 
 

 

 

 

 

11123
Birthday
What the Hell?
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Cover: What the Hell...
Inside: You're Still Alive?