Attic Salt Greetings -Life's too short not to laugh out loud!

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	08007 Snowbirds Outside: Let's Eat! How About A Nap? Lets Go Fishing Or A Nice Ride! How About A Game Of Cards? Inside: Snowbirds Tackle So Many Tough Decisions Every Day!

	07210 Many Thanks Outside: Picture Only Inside: Many Thanks!

	07432 Power To The Elderly Outside: Power To The Elderly! Inside: That Would Be You!

	07543 Re-Tire Outside: When Your Tread's Worn Thin & Your Traction's Worn Slick Inside: It's Time To Retire! Enjoy!

	07765 Flying Fart Outside: How'd She Do That? How'd She Get That Fart To Fly? Inside: Speaking Of Farts--How The Hell Are You?

	07876 Anti-Aging Cream Outside: With A Sagging Butt--Drooping Boobs--And Underarms That Wave Good-Bye Before I Do-- Inside: Do You Really Think That I Give A Rip About A New And Improved Anti-Aging Cream?

	70122 Adopt My Children Outside: I Need A Rest. I Need A Vacation Inside: I Need Someone To Adopt My Children

	70204 Sarah Outside: Picture Only Inside: Nobody Loves You More Than I Do!

	70220 Wanna Neck Outside: Picture Only Inside: Wanna Neck?

	70224 Middle Age Spread Outside: Picture Only Inside: Isn't That Middle Age Spread A Bitch!

	70321 Bubble Butt Outside: No Matter How Much I Diet - No Matter How Much I Exercise- Inside: I Can Never Get Rid Of My Bubble Butt!

	70417 Cook Out Outside: Picture Only Inside: The Woman In Your Neighborhood Just Love It When You Cook Out!

	70504 Patiently Waiting Outside: Patiently Waiting Inside: Please Write

	70555 Clones Outside: Picture Only Inside: Send In The Clones!

	70608 Friends Outside: Friends… Inside: Are One Of The Great Blessings Of Life!

	70711 Friend/Hairstylist Outside: To My Friend And Hairstylist Inside: Where The Hell Did You Go To School?

	70725 Corny-Greeted Outside: Picture Only Inside: Just A Corny Little Card To Say, "Give Me A Call Sometime-I'm All Ears!"

	70725B Corny-Blank Outside: Picture Only Inside: (blank)

	71209 Hey Big Boy Outside: Hey Big Boy… Inside: Wanna Play A Round?

	98033 Good Grief Roy Outside: Good Grief, Roy, Do You Have To Fart All The Time? Inside: What's The Deal? Did God Just Have One Mold When He Made The Guys?

	98049 You Don't Cook Outside: It's Okay That You Don't Cook! Inside: Nobody Likes What You Fix Anyway!

	98098 Live Long Outside: You Only Live Once Inside: So Live Long!

	98613 Grandchildren Outside: It Just Doesn't Make Sense-Our Grandchildren Are Such Perfect Little Angels… Inside: And Their Parents Were Such Little Turds!

	98638 Neat Pig Outside: Look At This Neat Pig That I Got For My Husband! Inside: Pretty Good Trade, Eh?

	99050 Yoo Hoo Friend Outside: Yoo Hoo - Have You Been Hiding From Me Friend? Inside: I've Been Missing You For A Long Time!!

	99712 Friend/Barber Outside: To My Friend And Barber Inside: Where The Hell Did You Go To School?

	00317 Lemon Outside: When Life Hands You A Lemon… Inside: Remember Your Promise…"Until Death Us Do Part"

	00333 Our Husbands Outside: Young Girls Today Have Everything We Had At Their Age - Looks, Poise, Personality, Charm… Inside: …Our Husbands!

	00606 Back in Diapers Outside: Picture Only Inside: Don't Laugh…It Won't Be Long And You'll Be Back In Diapers Too!

	00811 Material Girl Outside: To The Ultimate Material Girl! Inside: May You Get All The Toys Your Little Heart Desires

	00902 Bare Facts Outside: I'm Here With The Bare Facts! Inside: You're Mighty Special, Partner!

	01054 Toot Your Own Horn Outside: I Know You Don't Like To Toot Your Own Horn Inside: But It's Your Potty And You Can Toot If You Want To!

	01129 Never Give Up Outside: Picture Only Inside: Never Give Up!

	01234 Only Have Eyes Outside: I Only Have Eyes For You - Inside: …Blue, Brown, Green

	01409 Hot Dog Outside: Don't Be A Little Wienie Inside: You're The Big Hot Dog Today!

	01720 Float Your Boat Outside: I May Not Have Both Oars In The Water Inside: But I Bet I Could Still Float Your Boat

	02214 Has Been Outside: Don't Worry, Honey - You're Not A 'Has Been'… Inside: …Till You Can't Remember Where You Has Been!

	02333 Hold Your Male Outside: The Postal System Has Warned Us About The Dangers Of Anthrax!! Inside: So Just Hold Your Male Till This Whole Thing Blows Over!

	03107 Exercise Videos Outside: I Love Those Exercise Videos! Inside: I Can Sit And Watch Them For Hours!

	03108 Easier Cleaning Outside: Check With Your Dentist - Inside: I Think There's An Easier Way To Clean Your Teeth!

	03109 Gossip Outside: Gossip Makes Little People Smaller Inside: My Place Or Yours, Little One?

	03110 Thinking of Ex Outside: Picture Only Inside: You're Thinking About Your Ex-Husband Again, Aren't You?

	03111 If I Had a Hammer Outside: If I Had A Hammer… Inside: I Wouldn't Need A Husband!

	03112 Congratulations Outside: You've Really Made A Name For Yourself Inside: Milk It For All It's Worth! Congratulations

	O4111 Furniture Disease Outside: Many Older People Suffer From The Dreaded Furniture Disease Inside: Their Chests Have Fallen Into Their Drawers!

	O4144 Man With Wheels Outside: Times Really Haven't Changed! Inside: A Woman Still Likes A Man With His Own Wheels!

	O4155 Honk! Honk! Outside: Honk! Honk! Inside: Everybody Needs To Be 'Goosed' Now And Then!

	O4188 Thank Ya! Outside: Picture Only Inside: Thank Ya! Thank Ya Very Much!

	05213 Diaper Man Outside: Honey, I'll Just Watch Some TV While You Fix My Dinner And Lay Out My Clothes For Tomorrow! Inside: Some Women See Men As They Are. Others Need X-Ray Vision!

	05214 Low Carb Diet Outside: Dieting Just Doesn't Work For Me! I Tried That Low Carb Diet Once- Inside: Worst Meal I Ever Had!

	05215 Let Hair Down Outside: Regardless Of Where It Is - Inside: Sometimes You Just Need To Let Your Hair Down!

	06102 Partial Plates Outside: A Common Sight For People Of Age… Inside: Partial Plates

	06104 God's Chosen Few Outside: Bald Men Are God's Chosen Few! Inside: He's Given Them A Face And Space For Another Face!

	06105 Good Days / Bad Days Outside: I Have Good Days & Bad Days! Some Days I Can't Remember My Name. Inside: Then Other Days I Can't Remember My Name!

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