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You might look good for your age!
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08001 Dog Years

Outside: You Might Look Good For Your Age

Inside: But In Dog Years - You'd Be Dead!

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Birthdays are like the numbers
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08003 Bingo Blackout

Outside: Birthdays Are Like The Numbers On A Bingo Card!

Inside: Blackout!

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Did You Ever Wonder What You'd Look Like When You Got Older?
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08004 Wonder No More!

Outside: Did You Ever Wonder What You'd Look Like When You Got Older?

Inside: Wonder No More!

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Stay Positive And Remember
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08005 Divorce Him

Outside: Stay Positive And Remember. When Life Hands You A Lemon...

Inside: Divorce Him

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You're Still Together
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08006 Still Together

Outside: You're Still Together

Inside: Oh Joy. Happy Anniversary

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Let's Eat! How About A Nap?
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08007 Snowbirds

Outside: Let's Eat! How About A Nap? Lets Go Fishing Or A Nice Ride! How About A Game Of Cards?

Inside: Snowbirds Tackle So Many Tough Decisions Every Day!

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Golly Gee!
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08008 Golly Gee!

Outside: Golly Gee!

Inside: Are You Like Really, Really Old?

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As You Get Older, One Thing To Remember
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08009 Bloat

Outside:As You Get Older, One Thing To Remember

Inside: The Bloat Never Goes Away

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I Don't Care What Anybody Says
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08012 Birthdays Suck

Outside: I Don't Care What Anybody Says

Inside:Birthdays Suck!

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So You're Having Another Birthday?
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07098 Don't Give A Spit

Outside: So You're Having Another Birthday?

Inside: I Don't Give A Spit!

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I Bought You Some Beautiful Flowers For Your Birthday
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07109 Lost Flowers

Outside: I Bought You Some Beautiful Flowers For Your Birthday

Inside: Now I Can't Remember Where I Put Them! Happy Birthday Anyway!

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Birthday Witch
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07987 Birthday Witch

Outside: Beware!

Inside: The Birthday Witch Waits In The Wings!

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Wishing Well
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07654 Wishing You Well

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Wishing You Well!

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07210 Many Thanks

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Many Thanks!

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07432 Power To The Elderly

Outside: Power To The Elderly!

Inside: That Would Be You!

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07543 Re-Tire

Outside: When Your Tread's Worn Thin & Your Traction's Worn Slick

Inside: It's Time To Retire! Enjoy!

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07765 Flying Fart

Outside: How'd She Do That? How'd She Get That Fart To Fly?

Inside: Speaking Of Farts--How The Hell Are You?

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07876 Anti-Aging Cream

Outside: With A Sagging Butt--Drooping Boobs--And Underarms That Wave Good-Bye Before I Do--

Inside: Do You Really Think That I Give A Rip About A New And Improved Anti-Aging Cream?

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07321 War Paint

Outside: Every Couple Has Their Little Spats And Disagreements!

Inside: So Leave The War Paint In The Bottle & Celebrate Another Year Together!

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